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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, 5 November 2010

sound 'advice'

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives...


Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving for work... this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz

Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now

Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss

An telum,u fukin luvum.!


make you giggle? It sure made me chuckle.
hope you are all having/had/will have a safe and warm fireworks night!!

lots of love
h x

Friday, 24 September 2010

Funny Friday Fact #2


'An estimated 1,000 tons of rock falls from outer space every year...'


source

I hope you've all had a fab friday/ week and enjoy the weekend!

love
Hattie
xxxx